March 2012
5 posts
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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February 2012
465 posts
BOLD if true
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You are female You are in high school You live on your own You live within 20 minutes of your best friend You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours You have been to the movies within the last week You have had 3 or more boyfriends/girlfriends just this year You have broken merchandise and not paid for it You are...
supernatural chat (
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street. -SH
Stranger 1: ANDERSON
Stranger 2: Chill your beans, Sherlock.
Stranger 1: Sherlock? You're alive? What the hell? -JW
Stranger 1: Why did you leave me? -JW
Stranger 2: Sorry man, I'm not Sherlock. The name's Dean.
Stranger 1: Well I'm Castiel.
Stranger 1: I've been looking for you, Dean.
Stranger 2: Cas? Wh- what are yo- where are you?
Stranger 1: I'm not entirely sure what happened, Dean. I was in the lake, where you left me. I was dead. But then I felt--something, and now I seem to be a multi-dimensional wavelength. Just without the celestial intent part.
Stranger 2: We had no choice but to leave Cas, you were gone.
Stranger 2: Can you come back to me?
Stranger 2: ..I mean, us?
Stranger 1: I might be able to. I understand, Dean. I failed you. I thought, what I was doing, that it was the right thing.... never mind. I will find you and Sam.
Stranger 2: You haven't failed me, Cas. Things just got a little insane.
Stranger 2: Don't blame yourself. Don't.
Stranger 1: *smiles softly* Thank you, Dean. After everything I did... I can't but blame myself. I'll try not to. Things were becoming, as you say, insane. Speaking of which, the Leviathans are gone from me. Did you have anything to do with this?
Stranger 2: I know, Cas. I'm too familiar with situations where I feel responsible for every mistake..but you can't let it drag you down, you hear? ...Sam and I killed what Leviathans we could, maybe that helped you...I hope so.
Stranger 2: Just concentrate on getting back to us, yeah?
Stranger 1: That's good advice, Dean, but I already let it drag me down. But I feel like I could rise above what I did; if I find a way to make up to you. You and Sam. You shouldn't have to bear so much. Neither of you should. I'll try to concentrate, but... I'm weaker than I used to be. My wings are--they are lost.
Stranger 2: You don't have to make anything up to us, Cas. We just want you back. Ah, come on..we don't mind. Your wings? ..Jeez, I'm so sorry, Cas.
Stranger 2: Can Sam and I do anything to help?
Stranger 1: Thank you, Dean, but I have to try. It... I think it will help. My wings were decaying several months before the Leviathans; before my obsession to find Purgatory. I fell a long time ago. You have nothing to apologize for. If you could tell me your location? I assume that Sam's with you.
Stranger 1: Is Sam okay?
Stranger 2: I'm sorry, Cas. I know I'm to blame for your fall. Yeah, Sam's with me, he's doing okay, I guess. He's having nightmares again, I know he is.
Stranger 2: We're in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Bobby's place. He's erm, gone, you know.
Stranger 1: Bobby Singer was a good man. He was like a father to you. I'm sorry that he's gone, Dean. And I fell because I chose to do so. I'm just glad to have you. You and Sam, I mean. As friends. It's more than I could ask for, at this point. I regret knocking down Sam's wall very much. It wasn't my place to do something like that.
Stranger 1: I promise that I meant him no harm.
Stranger 2: Thanks, Cas. That means a lot, you saying that about Bobby.
Stranger 2: and Sam's okay with you too...he says hi.
Stranger 1: I'm glad that you and Sam are safe. I will find you. Wait for me.
Stranger 2: Of course I'll wait for you.
Stranger 1: I know. It just feels good to be sure. I feel so different, Dean. I feel... so much more. Humans aren't limited at all.
Stranger 2: I understand Cas, really I do. You'll get used to it, don't worry. The feeling of being completely flawed will set in soon
Stranger 1: No, Dean, you're wrong. You aren't flawed at all, none of you are. All these emotions, they create just as much as they destroy. I feel more alive than I have in centuries. This falling... it almost feels like flying; except there's a more permanent destination, of course. Dean, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Stranger 2: What is it, Cas? You know you can talk to me about anything, right..
Stranger 1: Yes, I know. I'm only concerned with your gut reaction. But I suppose I have nothing else to loose, at this point.
Stranger 2: Whatevers on you mind, Cas. Just tell me.
Stranger 1: Dean, I love you. I've loved you for longer than I care to remember. I watched you grow up; your mother wasn't lying. About the angels watching over you. She only got the number of angels wrong.
Stranger 2: Cas, I-...I really don't know what to say. You've got me speechless, for once.
Stranger 2: But I, er, I guess I love you too. You're more than a brother, I mean I care about Sam but, I love you.
Stranger 1: Thank you, Dean. I was afraid to admit these feelings to you, before, because I had no proper words or thoughts to express them. I could only show you my love by being a soldier, by rebelling, by fighting for you and what you and Sam believe in. But now, I... now I can. It's liberating.
Stranger 1: And being compared to Sam is still an honor. I know how much you both care for each other.
Stranger 2: You know, I'm almost glad youre human, if it means admitting these kinds of things to me...I really want you back.
Stranger 2: Cas, I'm sorry but somethings not right here..I mean at Bobby's place. The lights are flickering like hell and Sam doesn't feel right. We think something might be after us.....I'm gonna have to go.
Stranger 1: And I really want to be back with you, as well. It feels liberating to be this way, but I... I'm not the same Castiel that you once knew. I've been hollowed out, and filled with this--humanity.
Stranger 1: Okay, it's fine Dean. I understand. Be careful; Lucifer is still powerful, even within his cage.
Stranger 2: We will help you to get back with us, Cas, but I'm sorry. We've got to go.
Stranger 2: See you soon though, okay?
Stranger 1: Of course.
Stranger 2: And take care of yourself, the world can seem even worse from a humans point of view.
Stranger 1: I'm beginning to understand that. But I feel more comfort with humanity than Grace. Now I have a new feeling; hope. You take care as well, Dean. I can't watch over you like I used to.
Stranger 1: Goodbye, Dean. I'll find you and Sam as quickly as I can.
Stranger 2: I know, Cas. I'm always careful, don't worry about me, please.
Stranger 2: Goodbye, Cas.
Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
This is just......
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